Our neighbor asked Slick to mow their yard while they are on vacation. When it came time to mow, Slick suggested that I cut our lawn with our mower while he cut the other lawn with the neighbor’s mower; we could race. Darn, he knows I love a challenge!

As we met and turned at the property line, I puckered up and made a smooching motion with my mouth. After we finished and came in the house, Slick grinned and said, “You should not flirt with the neighbor while he is cutting the grass.”

I finished first, of course, but in all fairness, he had a mulcher  mower, and I had the zero turning radius.